If you think I'm lying, drop the bomb. If you think I'm crazy, drop the bomb. But don't drop the bomb just because you're following orders!

Something weird is going on in the college football blog universe. Maybe Maj. Casey Schuler can help us out...

Schuler: "I hate this bug"

Lt. Col. Sam Daniels: "Come on, Casey. You've got to love its simplicity. It's one billionth our size, and it's beating us."

Schuler: "So, what do you want to do, take it to dinner?"

Daniels: "No."

Schuler: "What then?"

Daniels: "Kill it."

Is it just me, or are there a lot of college football bloggers sick right now, including me? Don't believe me? Just ask EDSBS and MGoBlog.

Can bloggers catch a computer virus?