Tight End Turbulence
Great thanks go out to Andrew Quarless. We Penn State fans are thrilled you've been able to work hard enough and concentrate on football enough to find time to go out drinking. I'm sure you were just done with your homework early, probably ahead for next this week's studies. That must be the reason you saw it necessary to stroll back to your Nittany Apartment at 2:50 in the morning wasted out of your mind. 
Now, I know he wasn't the only one, as backup defensive back Willie Harriot and another female accompanied Quarless Friday night. But let's be realistic, who is the only one we care about? Of course, the starting TE. Over the last few games of the 2007 season, Quarless was easily the best offensive player on the field. Now, he's just being offensive.
We can only be so lucky that JoePa will suspend him for the first few games. Not like Penn State needs him against the Irish's oh-so-talented secondary. But if the Nittany Lions line up for the first snap at the Pig House, and any TE starts ahead of Quarless, he can only hope to start later in the game. (Think: Dan Connor, Northwestern 2005)
